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Anonymous ID:gHV9heKo Thu 25 May 2017 19:19:01 No.722091 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>722190 >>722267 >>722296 >>722443 >>723147

When one has a portal gun, they can do things to themselves previously impossible. The question now stands. Assuming you are a male, is it gay to suck your own dick or fuck your own ass through a portal? http://www.strawpoll.me/13040812

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zngQJCdu Thu 25 May 2017 19:25:20 No.722190 Report

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>>722091
It's masturbation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oWV4nIT Thu 25 May 2017 19:28:20 No.722267 Report

Quoted By: >>722366

>>722091
depends what part of that arouses you. If it's sucking dick or being fucked by a dick then yeah, gay. Your poll is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YT5ZUj78 Thu 25 May 2017 19:30:18 No.722296 Report

Quoted By: >>722336 >>722337

>>722091
How would you fuck yourself?

Do you have a super tight wall that you put the portals between or how do you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHV9heKo Thu 25 May 2017 19:32:40 No.722336 Report

Quoted By: >>722359

>>722296
You just answered your own question.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oWV4nIT Thu 25 May 2017 19:32:43 No.722337 Report

Quoted By: >>722359

>>722296
moving wall? do you have 0 imagination or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YT5ZUj78 Thu 25 May 2017 19:34:17 No.722359 Report

Quoted By: >>722384

>>722337
Isn't that the thing that you can't put a portal on moving objects?

>>722336
Where would you find that?
It must be a really tight wall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHV9heKo Thu 25 May 2017 19:34:42 No.722366 Report

Quoted By: >>722417

>>722267
Is fucking another guy's ass while watching a girl striptease straight? The action matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oWV4nIT Thu 25 May 2017 19:35:43 No.722384 Report

Quoted By: >>722502 >>722643

>>722359
game mechanic vs hypothetical real portal gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oWV4nIT Thu 25 May 2017 19:37:35 No.722417 Report

Quoted By: >>722440

>>722366
gay act, with straight intentions
the first question posed is masturbatin with either ga or straight intentions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHV9heKo Thu 25 May 2017 19:39:42 No.722440 Report

Quoted By: >>722524

>>722417
You still have a dick in your mouth or a dick in your ass. Why does it matter that it is your own dick.

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Anonymous ID:XiBHm5jl Thu 25 May 2017 19:39:53 No.722443 Report

Quoted By: >>722552 >>722687 >>722708

>>722091
it would be impossible, when you try to insert your benis your ass also moves forward and away from you so you can fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aFXgy87D Thu 25 May 2017 19:41:42 No.722470 Report

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>he can't already suck his own dick

lmoa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YT5ZUj78 Thu 25 May 2017 19:44:19 No.722502 Report

Quoted By:

>>722384
Don't tread on me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oWV4nIT Thu 25 May 2017 19:45:33 No.722524 Report

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>>722440
>when you masturbate it's male hand, therefore...
Oh, little leafling

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SvxIMn1j Thu 25 May 2017 19:47:58 No.722552 Report

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>>722443
If we consider the underrated gap/zipper portals it is in fact possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rv8Xb0B1 Thu 25 May 2017 19:55:37 No.722643 Report

Quoted By: >>722708

>>722384
I've explained this before, a portal cannot exist on a moving surface because of how they work. Blue portal technically exists inside orange portal and vice versa which makes the exact orange/blue surface combination exist only while they exist on those surfaces. Having one portal move would change the connection.

I'm trying to sum it up quickly without pictures, but can't do words right now, so fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A2GefYD7 Thu 25 May 2017 19:58:59 No.722687 Report

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>>722443
basically you tape a portal sized wall to your ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3oWV4nIT Thu 25 May 2017 20:01:17 No.722708 Report

Quoted By: >>722728

>>722443
>>722643
Fuck off then. Move left to right and back to get fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Rv8Xb0B1 Thu 25 May 2017 20:03:19 No.722728 Report

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>>722708

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hV8tdTSQ Thu 25 May 2017 20:35:01 No.723147 Report

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>>722091
I don't think you could fuck yourself in the ass without a portal on a moving surface. Otherwise when you thrust, you'd pull your butt away at the same time. But I'd rather suck my dick. And I think it's just advanced masturbation.

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