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Dear Newfags

ID:KJy910M2 No.7237627 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hi there. If you are one of the (obviously many) 13 to 15 year old newfags that are flooding the board, as seen by the posts containing Spongebob reaction images, I'm here to give you some tips and tricks on how not to be an insufferable cunt in comparison to us:

1) Don't use the word "Nigga."
- It's "nigger." Not "nigga." You are not black, you are a white, middle class failed miscarriage. Start acting like it in a way that we approve of.

2) Lurk.
- "Lurking" refers to the act of viewing posts, but not posting yourself. This can help orientate a new user to our culture.

3) Don't be a fucking Kebab.
- By this, don't post like this is fucking Instagram you Zoomer cunt. Be so profane that It'll surely offend some, but don't be so profane that you sound like a 9 year old on Xbox live.

4) Enough with the fucking Spongebob Images.
- As stated before, this is not Instagram or whatever you faggots use nowadays. Lurk so that you can find actually decent reaction images. Spongebob isn't funny anymore and neither are your shitty reaction images.

5) Your memes are not funny.
- Nobody here laughs at Ugandan Knuckles or Big Chungus or whatever the fuck you kids like nowadays. Nobody is giving a shit here on what cleaning product you're eating now for some reason. Leave that shit at the fucking door you retard.

6) Know our talk. Don't force us to speak your shit.
- Just because you don't know a word or phrase doesn't mean that you can ask about it. Consult Urban Dictionary if you don't know what ____ means.

7) You're anonymous.
- Act like it.