So I'm in the middle of a 14 day bender after having like 16 months of sobriety (booze). Day 7 I'm at work and this guy I've fancied (I am a: male, faggot, for the record) who is indirectly my boss comes over to fill out some bullshit paperwork. He obviously works out and has a juicy ass, but certainly isn't perfect, nor am I. He should be out of my league, but I gave him a "good job champ" pat on the ass after the paperwork was done (remember I've drunk for days so nothing is actually clear) and now he's been stalking me and I wonder:

1. Does he know I'm drunk and looking for reasons to fire me?
2. Does he want to bone?
*Not relevant, but I shaved my pubes for the first time in like 14 years and it was a mistake.

Drugs kids, not even once. I think I'm gonna drink for a couple more days and corner him, grab his crotch and see what happens.

Dubs get.