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My weekends go as follows.
Wake up, shower, boil eggs and brew coffee. Make slices of bread with caviar and eggs. Wait five minutes and take an explosive coffee shit. Possibly the only shit I take that day.
Go jogging, shovel snow, sprinkle gravel on the roads around the house, go inside and drink ore coffee.
Knit.
Make dinner. Usually fish in some form. Today I had fish gratin.
Knit. More coffee.
Eat supper. Slices of bread with butter and Jarlsberg.
Have a glass of Aquavit. Begin posting on r/banter.
Bedtime.