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i applied because i believe that this company needs more diversity
you know how there's shootings every week, lots of antisemitic/racist attacks all the time, have you heard about the holocaust? sad stuff. anyway the reason i mentioning all that is because i want to stop this, i want to strengthen diversity, i want to break the glass ceiling, and i will. i will become the first jewish worker of this company, and soon enough i'll get promoted to president due to my great charm and intelligence. after that i'll use all the money i've earned out of these things to fund a large army of the best mercenaries available and march to the white house, forcing the president of the u.s. to surrender. i would then enthrone myself as imperator and pontifex maximus of the new roman empire centered in oklahoma
