If i can't summon a mere succubi I'm not worth my wizard title.
*eh ehm*
Hear my call, thou whose rear is forever spoiled by the scorching flames: Come forth, neurotypical of the neurotypicals, hillary supporter and gender theory believer! Come forth and spew your jumbled and mundane word salad in your defense! Come forth and let your unrelenting orbiters feast on this thread. O crabpilled Alice3d, with vaguely ironic copypastas I summon thee!!