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Hansel and Grettel were walking home when they saw a strange house in the distance.
They had never seen this house before, despite walking home everyday and so they approached it.
When they got to the house they realised it was made out of gingerbread and candy, they were amazed and started to break pieces off and eat them.
But little did they know, it was actually a blood refinery!
The ANGLO emerged from the house and captured the children, they were so fat and tired from eating so much they could not escape his beady gaze.
He but both of them into THE BONE CRUSHER and they were crushed, their bones broken and bodies ready for further processing.
Next the ANGLO put their mangled corpses into the BLOOD EXTRACTOR, were their bones were seperated from their flesh and their flesh was drained for their delicious aryan blood.
He pressed a button on the machine and filled cup full of aryan blood. He sat down to enjoy his drink and think, "How can I kill more of them", he took a sip and then in the distance he heard more children excitedly approaching the house.
He grimaced, his beady eyes glowing red from his recent meal. Laughing in his madness, he opened the door and went to greet his dinner.
The End.