YOU WAnna Make Sum FUCkin dAd Jokes?YOu stUpif pBunK???? Let me do you one more, a dad story, a dad journey if you will. It all starts on the east side of murder city USA. In the latter part of his youth he was trick or treating in this horrible city. He knew his surroundings however because he had a knife. When he was about to be mugged by a group of African America fellows he pulled the knife and said the most alpha shit imaginable, "If any of you niggers take my fucking candy I will stab all of you". A more grown up RJ found himself working at his local Sam's club to pay the rent. When this gentleman's boss was trying to take his money from him he pointed his posterior at his superior and he said "use some vasoline next time you fuck me". Many years of his life later he found himself with a wife and family. One day his younger child had a simple quandary that he needed fatherly advice for; he asked the simple question partially in jest. The child as a saxophone player asked his father,"do you support pre-marital sax?" his response was a simple one uttered by many men before him put in his position. The best thing about this exchange however was the failure of his sense of hearing. The words this father spoke were "you need to test drive a car before you buy it". I have left many details of this journey out because explaining his life would multiple volumes. Believe me when I tell you the story of RJ: The greatest dad ever to have lived is truly an epic for the ages.