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There truly is no animal on this Earth or universe for that matter that is more noble, brilliant, beautiful, ingenious, and frankly holy than the common domestic guinea pig.
The Whore of Naples has decided for us. Guinea pigs are by far the most spiritually powerful and intellectually developed living thing on the planet, far surpassing human beings - the supposed "apex" predator, top of the food chain. I scoff at that notion.
Every human being should own at least 3 guinea pigs. They are nature's compass, indicating where one's life should head. They are immeasurably important for improving your quality of life. There's a certain insanity that accompanies 'ownership' of guinea pigs - and I use that term, 'ownership', lightly. They own you. And you should be eager, grateful even, that they've chosen to enter your life.
If you have guinea pigs, you're a holy one. I have four myself and couldn't live without them. Not that I was ever "living" before they came into me. They only eat plants - a mirror image of how humans should be. We've fallen as a species. Guinea pigs are proof that God exists, and they are the improved revision of His image. We were originally made in His image, yes, but we are by nature too flawed. So His image changed to accommodate perfection, and we are no longer in His image. God is a cosmic guinea pig, and guinea pigs are tiny gods. They are one in the same.
