Also I'm doing nofap, not for any gay reasons but for the challenge. I'll take this opportunity to tell you about my second to last wet dream that occurred during my last nofap stint
I was wading through the water of an idyllic tropical beach. It was beautiful, the water was warm and the heat of the morning sun lathered my back. Suddenly, kanji rained down from the sky. It rained so hard that it made it difficult to see. Just as I was straining to return to the paradise I had just enjoyed in I heard a terrifying screech. The sky was almost black with kanji. I looked at the once clear sea to see it slowly turn red. Just as the fear of my current situation was about to set in, a person no taller than my waist ran up to me and stabbed me in the groin. Without a way to defend myself I did what any normal person would in this situation, I rammed my erect penis into the eyesocket of the screeching midget and woke up ejaculating thick ropes everywhere. It's safe to say that I haven't done nofap since
