As a possible theory, and this is based upon a vid, that the reason why Aussies are such massive shit posters are massive shit posters is because their mum drank when they were in the womb. >Fetal alchol syndrome produces some scummy individuals.
So, you roos, did mommy bottoms up when you were still an embryo? Is that why you suck as humans, but are magnificent scum?
https://youtu.be/YzA2zuavHiM