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Hello, I'm you from the future. I lost my virginity 5 days ago. I returned to the past to tell you only one thing: SEX IS OVERRATED. Sex feels good the exact same way masturbation feels good. You do not need a girl to feel good. BE SMART AND DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND. It's really exhausting, and the only reward you get is something that you can literally do by yourself whenever you want. GIRLS ARE EVIL. DON'T FALL FOR IT. THEY ONLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES. Every girl ever will cheat on you because there is always be someone richer, more handsome, or funnier than you out there. You only say that you want a girlfriend because you have never had one. Don't wait until you get one to get your heart broken to a million pieces. Please listen to my advice. I am speaking to you from heart to heart. I will never get tired of telling you this. SEX IS WAY TOO OVERRATED, DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH GIRLS EVER.