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>Be 15
>Meet a girl at prom
>We were the only ones without dates
>We hit it off instantly
>Our relationship develops over the next few weeks
>One day, I invite her over to my place for sexytime
>My parents are out of town
>They took my little bro to his wrestling tournament
>*Next Day* she comes over
>All I had to worry about was our dog
>I decided to just put him in my room, afterall, it wouldn't take more than an hour
>My GF and I get into our usual position snuggled up on the couch
>She tells me she wants to try something different this time
>Asks me whether we can do it in the bum
>I said sure, I mean, what's the worst that could happen
>If we didn't like it we could just go back to the other hole, right?
>I lube up and I stick it in
>We were going at it for about 30 seconds
>But out of nowhere, she shits herself
>I immediately pull out
>She runs into the bathroom to wash up and cry a little from embarrassment
>I'm left there with shitdick and a pristine, cream colored couch with a shit and skid marks all over it
>My GF then leaves and I'm left there to clean up the aftermath
>I'm able to remove a lot of the fecal matter
>But there's still shit stains and brown streaks all over it
>Not to mention the smell that was stinking up the entire house
>There was no way to cover this up
>I'm just praying that the smell will somehow drift away if i leave the windows open for the rest of the day
>Then I could maybe say that I spilled chocolate milk or I had one of my sleep walking fits with chocolate ice cream
>Sadly my parents came back in the next morning and I woke up to my dad screaming at me, asking what happened
>He knew it was shit
>So I just try the old "the dog did it, he shat on the couch!"
>My father was not impressed
>He decided to put the dog down the next week
>Am I an asshole?
>Meet a girl at prom
>We were the only ones without dates
>We hit it off instantly
>Our relationship develops over the next few weeks
>One day, I invite her over to my place for sexytime
>My parents are out of town
>They took my little bro to his wrestling tournament
>*Next Day* she comes over
>All I had to worry about was our dog
>I decided to just put him in my room, afterall, it wouldn't take more than an hour
>My GF and I get into our usual position snuggled up on the couch
>She tells me she wants to try something different this time
>Asks me whether we can do it in the bum
>I said sure, I mean, what's the worst that could happen
>If we didn't like it we could just go back to the other hole, right?
>I lube up and I stick it in
>We were going at it for about 30 seconds
>But out of nowhere, she shits herself
>I immediately pull out
>She runs into the bathroom to wash up and cry a little from embarrassment
>I'm left there with shitdick and a pristine, cream colored couch with a shit and skid marks all over it
>My GF then leaves and I'm left there to clean up the aftermath
>I'm able to remove a lot of the fecal matter
>But there's still shit stains and brown streaks all over it
>Not to mention the smell that was stinking up the entire house
>There was no way to cover this up
>I'm just praying that the smell will somehow drift away if i leave the windows open for the rest of the day
>Then I could maybe say that I spilled chocolate milk or I had one of my sleep walking fits with chocolate ice cream
>Sadly my parents came back in the next morning and I woke up to my dad screaming at me, asking what happened
>He knew it was shit
>So I just try the old "the dog did it, he shat on the couch!"
>My father was not impressed
>He decided to put the dog down the next week
>Am I an asshole?
