Well when I was a little kid I used to walk out of stores with basketloads of atari games just by going "mom mooooom" and pretending I was running after my mom to buy me the games.
I could probably pull off some pretty interesting shit as a loli.
As long as I get to keep my penis, I wouldn't mind too much.
Plus baiting pedos might be fun. I could murder as many as I wanted and the Young Offenders Act would shield me from prosecution, like when I used to steal cars <age 12 and get caught whenever a cop saw me driving
