Imagine dying to a muscular man's balls.You're just having a normal day shitposting on /bant/ and then suddenly, you feel shaking. A shadow looms over you. You run outside to the sounds of panic as you look straight up to chiseled muscle man with a giantic cock. A little drip of pre-cum slips off his massive bone and you look to your left and can only watch in horror as it flood and decimates a nearby neighborhood. You see him start to sit down. Children are crying and running to their mothers. People are making last minute prayers or just running away thinking they can escape. And then you just look up, jaw agape as you life ends just like that in a matter of less than a second.
