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Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:19:37 No.735364 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>735411 >>735433

ITT we get offended by literally everything and argue with each other in a posh manner.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:25:25 No.735397 Report

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I should have known plebian filth like yourselves wouldn't partake in such a refined thread.
I can assure you, the queen and I shall enjoy many laughs about your inferiority when we have tea together.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m2NpHmWk Fri 26 May 2017 10:25:32 No.735398 Report

Quoted By: >>735608

Anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:27:09 No.735411 Report

Quoted By: >>735419

>>735364
Well I'd say that your idea was a good show, but I'd be referencing the rendition of "hamlet" your son put on. That is to say, it's much like the real hamlet and led me to die where I sat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:28:27 No.735419 Report

Quoted By: >>735436 >>735845

>>735411
Dost thou mock me? If ye fail to hold thy tongue it shall be carved from thy very skull.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LjCXv3j Fri 26 May 2017 10:30:45 No.735433 Report

Quoted By: >>735457 >>735476

>>735364
tfw literally incapable of participating because the first thing that springs to mind is cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:31:13 No.735436 Report

Quoted By: >>735454

>>735419
Well, I can safely say your son is of your stock, cause there isn't a god in heaven that would curse two individuals with the exact same lisp and cue problems.

I often wonder if your wife Rodgered the butcher boy on 5th with the dark complexion and funny gait. We'll, we all wondered.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:33:38 No.735454 Report

Quoted By: >>735486

>>735436
How infantile. No child born of my seed would suffer any ailment. Not that one such as yourself would know a thing about fathering a child, considering your impotence and lack of judgement.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:33:40 No.735457 Report

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>>735433
Your ways have deep seated roots in your convict lineage and I can only surmise we made the right choice putting you pedestrian blood on the fast track to obscurity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:35:48 No.735476 Report

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>>735433
I would expect no less from the spawn of a marsupial beast, in all honesty. But wonderful repeating numerals nonetheless.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:36:36 No.735486 Report

Quoted By: >>735504

>>735454
To be called infantile by you can only be considered a compliment, considering that your attitude around the gardens can often be compared to that of an American.

How is your second son, I must inquire? Last we heard you had to send him and the help off to the Isles to raise his mulatto "ward"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:40:41 No.735504 Report

Quoted By: >>735558

>>735486
Ah, America is a fond memory of mine. Quite the accomplishment I'd say, although their distance from me has led to their degeneration, unfortunately.
My second son is doing rather well, considering he is kept company at night by your youngest daughter. Truly a shame that he'll be leaving her for a more high born woman shortly, but it can't be helped. He mustn't sully the family blood with the blood of the poor, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ObXkX6y8 Fri 26 May 2017 10:41:42 No.735513 Report

Quoted By: >>735550 >>735571

Your vernacular indicates that you fellows seem to be of congoid ancestry.
Is it true that tradition calls for your fathers to be absent since your conception? That was quite homosexual of him regardless, if may say so myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:45:35 No.735550 Report

Quoted By: >>735580

>>735513
You seem to imply that dependance on a father figure is a necessity. I know not of my father's sexual inclinations, but as I've cut ties with him and established my own independance it remains insignificant.
Your arrogant dialect fails to impress, and your reputation is irredeemable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:46:45 No.735558 Report

Quoted By: >>735585

>>735504
Well that is quite spirited of you to say, especially considering your father has yet to pay back any of his debts. On the manor it's a humor to me to tell the snout I employ that I'll soon have him replaced with your father, the faux bog-trotter.

But that's neither here nor there, cause if I took offense to every plebian who owed me money I'd barely have time I'm the day to talk about the travesty that is any one of your galas.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:48:48 No.735571 Report

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>>735513
Well, you are one to talk of cottage play. Last I heard, you were seen getting into a carriage with a boy no older than 10 who is, as we are apt to surmise, of loose moral fiber

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ObXkX6y8 Fri 26 May 2017 10:50:32 No.735580 Report

Quoted By: >>735593

>>735550
Well, at least I don't inhabit a climate with constant precipitation.
:(
>@ work m8, I admit the feet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:51:19 No.735585 Report

Quoted By: >>735613

>>735558
>Inferring one of such low class would be graced with an invitation to one of my exclusive galas
Your claims about my father having fallen so low as to be indebted to anyone are rather dubious, considering he recently sent me a letter from Denmark closed with the royal seal. He seems to be doing rather well for himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 10:52:38 No.735593 Report

Quoted By: >>735635

>>735580
Interestingly enough, moisture has not fallen on these lands in quite some time. I suspect something is amiss.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LJH99+Z7 Fri 26 May 2017 10:54:41 No.735608 Report

Quoted By: >>735628 >>735653

>>735398
It's seems you either like this childish "entertainment" or you either shitpost in the worst way possible. Really, this is the perfect representation of a lack of originality. I will add that your country flag is the most laughable: an Acer saccharum leaf isn't a serious emblem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:55:01 No.735613 Report

Quoted By: >>735653

>>735585
Well I'm sorry, I seem to have conflated my action of never returning to the sideshow that is one of your galas with your idea that I couldn't get in on my reputation alone.

But I am quite proud of your father, to be court jester to the king of Denmark is a feat that makes me getting out of bed to use the pot seem trivial.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:56:54 No.735628 Report

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>>735608
Scathing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 10:58:29 No.735635 Report

Quoted By: >>735673

>>735593
I believe we may have to take water from the Irish if we don't get rain soon. Such a pity too, cause irish water makes my tea taste like cheap whiskey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:00:37 No.735653 Report

Quoted By: >>735707

>>735608
I'm not entirely sure that a flag brandishing the logo of an oral hygiene enterprise is in any position to criticise the flag of another.
>>735613
My apologies, I wasn't aware that you had a reputation, as the mass of rabble beneath me doesn't tend to warrant a name of any kind.
Is he truly the jester? How fitting. He always was a humorous character, I'm sure he will entertain for many a year to come.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:03:02 No.735673 Report

Quoted By: >>735707

>>735635
Oh my, you're intelligent enough to comprehend the notion that other regions exist? I'm truly impressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 11:06:59 No.735707 Report

Quoted By: >>735721

>>735653
>>735673
Well I can't be as well traveled as you of course. I would love to go to a different region ever 6 months to subjugate a poor foreign girl or spend the time in one of the many pleasure houses you frequent, but unfortunately I have court with very important people. You see, it's a testament to your intelligence that you are so small in status that you believe those who pay you no mind are below you.

I cannot blame your ignorance, you were educated in Wales.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:11:25 No.735721 Report

Quoted By: >>735818

>>735707
I'll not sit idly by and have one of my territories subjected to abuse like this.
Count yourself fortunate that I'm not aware of your specific location, or you would suffer a great deal at the hands of those I employ. My staff are well trained in the use of torturous methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 11:17:10 No.735818 Report

Quoted By: >>735852

>>735721
Leave it to the Welshman to resort to threats of fisticuffs over a slight.

I do humbly apologize for saying that the Welsh cannot comprehend simple concepts. They are often seen at your affairs, eating dinner biscuits with cooking sherry, so I can only assume they do in fact know what should happen but are just not able to turn the page.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Of3j/5oJ Fri 26 May 2017 11:21:59 No.735845 Report

Quoted By: >>735855 >>735857

>>735419
How droll.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:23:08 No.735852 Report

Quoted By: >>735855

>>735818
You know naught of my heritage. Though I suppose that would be evident anyway, as you aren't aware of how you threaten your safety and reputation by engaging me so.
I assure you, their literacy is unmatched. I personally tutored the initial group of them, and they have perpetuated my wisdom. I'm truly sorry that I was unable to reach you in time to enlighten you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 11:23:58 No.735855 Report

Quoted By: >>735870 >>735883

>>735845
Well, being able to use droll correctly must put you in the top percentile of Americans.
>>735852
And even above the common Welshman.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:24:21 No.735857 Report

Quoted By: >>735890

>>735845
Excuse me? I know that no child of mine is speaking to me like that. Don't force my hand, or I will truly cut off your inheritance and disown you. You've seen what happened to your siblings.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:26:41 No.735870 Report

Quoted By: >>735889

>>735855
Your adamance in insisting I am of welsh lineage is rather perplexing. Is this what you common folk call some sort of fetish? I would prefer not to be sexualised in such a way, please refrain from labeling me like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Of3j/5oJ Fri 26 May 2017 11:29:09 No.735883 Report

Quoted By: >>735896

>>735855
>Well, being able to use droll correctly must put you in the top percentile of Americans.
Forsooth. 95th percentile at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 11:30:30 No.735889 Report

Quoted By: >>735912

>>735870
Ah, sorry. I just assumed with the company you keep that you of that way.

And if I were to fetish anyone in your blood, it would be your sister who is seen galavanting at that bar filled with sailors on the docks. I do declare, she would do good to be a fetish of mine rather than a drunken lout from spain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Of3j/5oJ Fri 26 May 2017 11:30:35 No.735890 Report

Quoted By: >>735912

>>735857
You didn't disown us, we kicked you out.

You aren't our real dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wp5lTqb/ Fri 26 May 2017 11:30:57 No.735895 Report

Quoted By: >>735912

How are you blud?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qtN+5Pr/ Fri 26 May 2017 11:31:46 No.735896 Report

Quoted By: >>736008

>>735883
I can't even insult you at this point. Good show.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HrtyyPcw Fri 26 May 2017 11:32:27 No.735904 Report

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You are a bunch of scapegraces

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:34:34 No.735912 Report

Quoted By: >>736045

>>735889
My sister is forbidden from entering such establishments, you must be mistaken. The only men she meets with would be hand picked gentlemen of the highest class found in my exclusive parties. With the greatest dancing ability, of course.
>>735890
If you pursue this rebellion any further, then you truly will be no child of mine, and live your life in the gutter of hopelessness.
>>735895
Good evening, brother. I fare well, how might you be?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Of3j/5oJ Fri 26 May 2017 11:45:33 No.736008 Report

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>>735896
Thank you very much my fantastic flip friend. Wherever I go, I'd be happy to have you tagalog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Of3j/5oJ Fri 26 May 2017 11:51:18 No.736045 Report

Quoted By: >>736076

>>735912
""I was the last to consent to the separation; but the separation having been made and having become inevitable, I have always said, as I say now, that I would be the first to meet the friendship of the United States as an independent power." - your third George

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wZxmyhSe Fri 26 May 2017 11:58:50 No.736076 Report

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>>736045
How dare you utter such words..? That fool has nothing to do with us. Get out of my sight, vile child, I want nothing more to do with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKQXpz0B Fri 26 May 2017 13:22:32 No.736677 Report

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I have just arrived and there forth I claim all arguments above my invalid, you lot of swine you.

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