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>about to commit suicide
>helium tank and gas mask assembly complete
>put on mask and turn on tank
>lay down on my back in bed
>close my eyes
>mom opens the door
>"ANON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
>take off gas mask
>prepare for the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>attempt to begin speech
>forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest, fucking fucking chipmunk voice
>mfw she died laughing and left my room
>helium tank and gas mask assembly complete
>put on mask and turn on tank
>lay down on my back in bed
>close my eyes
>mom opens the door
>"ANON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
>take off gas mask
>prepare for the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>attempt to begin speech
>forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest, fucking fucking chipmunk voice
>mfw she died laughing and left my room
