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>be me
>at work
>first day as new supervisor
>everyone's chill as fuck
>except one bitch
>doesn't clap during the announcement
>doesn't eat a complimentary catered burger
>completely absent when boss hands me the ceremonial katana and box of 80's anime
>checking apps for her team
>22 mistakes
>all of them from this hoe
>have to get them all corrected by her manager
>looks at me smug as shit
>nearing the end of the day
>ask her wtf her problem is
>"you're gonna be a shit manager Normie you're too intense so I'm gonna make you step down."
>u wot m8
>go to my desk
>look up her employee number
>fill out termination paperwork for insubordination
>hr talks to me about it
>she's on a final already
>been a shit since the start
>approved
>walk to her desk with bright pink paper
>tell her to sign it
>bursts out into tears
>"how could you do this to me you asshole I have kids to feed?!"
>not my problem
>whole call center of apes watching
>instinctively dab to break tension
>zoosounds.mp3 at full blast
>walk back to my desk
>sign 3 people back to back
>3k loaned out in 6 minutes
>tfw
>at work
>first day as new supervisor
>everyone's chill as fuck
>except one bitch
>doesn't clap during the announcement
>doesn't eat a complimentary catered burger
>completely absent when boss hands me the ceremonial katana and box of 80's anime
>checking apps for her team
>22 mistakes
>all of them from this hoe
>have to get them all corrected by her manager
>looks at me smug as shit
>nearing the end of the day
>ask her wtf her problem is
>"you're gonna be a shit manager Normie you're too intense so I'm gonna make you step down."
>u wot m8
>go to my desk
>look up her employee number
>fill out termination paperwork for insubordination
>hr talks to me about it
>she's on a final already
>been a shit since the start
>approved
>walk to her desk with bright pink paper
>tell her to sign it
>bursts out into tears
>"how could you do this to me you asshole I have kids to feed?!"
>not my problem
>whole call center of apes watching
>instinctively dab to break tension
>zoosounds.mp3 at full blast
>walk back to my desk
>sign 3 people back to back
>3k loaned out in 6 minutes
>tfw
