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Anonymous ID:KFkvaPbR Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:38:30 No.7366284 View View Reply Original Report

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How was your first girlfriend like /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uBF6UopF Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:43:55 No.7366290 Report

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>>7366284
Bad. I didnt know how to talk to girls an i was a beta.
>was
Still dont know how to talk to girls but im muscly an handsome now

Heaven

Heaven ID:Acu1cSlM Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:44:14 No.7366291 Report

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>>7366284
she was Japanese and 14

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HU008LDQ Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:45:07 No.7366293 Report

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>>7366284
she wasnt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmQMzYPf Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:48:13 No.7366297 Report

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>>7366284

>Have older sister who's friends come over to pick her up for HS
>Be me, 8th grade chad, already grabbed a boob
>Sophmore chick spots me getting out of the shower, immediately falls in love
>Sister brings her on family vacation, finger bang her in my hotel room and makeout for 5 hours
>Start dating, she writes me a note every day when shes in class
>Start fucking
>Every morning before school she comes over, does my clothes, and we fuck before i take a shower
>Date for 5 years
>Find better looking girl
>Break up with her
>Date new girl for 5 years
>Break up with her

Been neet for last 8 years, no friends no gf, completely fine with life

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Anonymous ID:xleVESZ2 Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:48:29 No.7366299 Report

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I thought she asked me out as a joke so I never interacted with her outside of school and after 5 weeks she broke up with me and thats when I realised she was actually being serious
since then my autism has snowballed and i havent had a gf since her im also a khv
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A2FjIsO4 Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:51:01 No.7366308 Report

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>>7366284
2D OwO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YG1eQg8y Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:54:59 No.7366315 Report

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>>7366284
She cheated on me 25 times and we were constantly on and off (obviously)
It was mostly cause she was young and dumb at the time. She's a better person now though/

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:bf06FxmN Wed 23 Jan 2019 09:33:54 No.7366627 Report

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>>7366284
she's really great, I'm lucky I found someone that is a combination of:
<>not retarded
<>attractive
<>not picky
<>loyal
<>likes nerdy stuff (unironically)

only thing I would change about her is make her healthier (her metabolism, immune system, and physical stamina/strength are all genuinely worryingly bad) and help her self-esteem... but I can help her with those, and she's letting me do so. I'm really blessed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fa71yvjr Wed 23 Jan 2019 09:34:50 No.7366630 Report

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>>7366284
What gf?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/mtXYHYr Wed 23 Jan 2019 09:36:26 No.7366636 Report

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I never missed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y68Mekhd Wed 23 Jan 2019 09:53:18 No.7366658 Report

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>>7366284
GF? Does that mean gluten free? or is it some kinda code for gay faggot? ( ಠ_ಠ)

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