Eh? You've-a never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better-a fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING! WAHOO

AHAHAHAHA! You should have-a seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just-a sacks of flesh on my chest, ya know! Do they-a really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce-a up and down! Boing boing! I-I bet you want to squeeze them-a too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you-a want! Take your-a time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my coins are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you-a wanna see my pipe too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing o-overalls anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT-A question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so-a fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're-a doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a plumber all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Miyamoto-on-a-stick! You'd better take-a some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!