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I just accidentally gave myself an enema

>have a habit of washing ass with a handheld shower head after every shit (would recommend if you want to have a squeaky clean ass errday)
>done, drying off
>fart
>feel liquid run down my leg
>apparently I was too rough today, because my bowels were full of water
>go to the toilet, spray out a heavy stream of discolored water from my ass at maximum velocity
>I'm frozen by a mix of shock and disbelief
>I didn't know my body could hold this much liquid
>I don't feel clean, I feel like I was just sexually assaulted
>too numb to cry

As I'm writing this I feel like I lost a part of myself that I will never get back