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MONKEYS ARE WHITE???

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:21:56 No.738548 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>738549 >>738551 >>738553 >>738650 >>738943 >>739036 >>739061 >>739416

I always thought monkeys were black wtf

I'm really confused now. I hope blacks don't figure this out.. look at his thin nose too..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:22:29 No.738549 Report

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>>738548
I think you should go to your nearest walmart.Go to their men's restroom (assuming your gender). Look promptly at the Urinal. See that round mint floating there in what looks like residue piss? Go ahead and grab that and place it directly under your tongue. Its the latest progressive trend and everyone is doing it! The real high doesn't kick in until you go look in the mirror. Go ahead take a nice long look. After you have fulfilled your homosexual desires fucking bash your god damn head into the sink repeatedly until the mint under your tongue begins to taste like a black-cock foreskin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:23:54 No.738550 Report

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>>738549
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:30:04 No.738551 Report

Quoted By: >>739069

>>738548
It's the apes that are black, you can take a monkey somewhere and it'll be well behaved and not cause an uproar or a riot. Apes on the other hand will cause violence and attack shit in a primal autistic rage. Much like the other apes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:31:16 No.738552 Report

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Saged for obvious bait, but our closest ape relatives basically have vitiligo. Their skin color changes with age, and varies on different parts of their body. Skin colors solidified in hominids at some point due to geographic dispersal and thinner body hair requiring different levels of melanin for different climate.

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:32:39 No.738553 Report

Quoted By: >>738554 >>738555 >>738963

>>738548

IIRC everyone but niggers have rhesus monkey DNA, and niggers mixed with something closer to a bonobo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:33:29 No.738554 Report

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>>738553

Like, whites and Asians etc have the blood type of rhesus monkeys, but niggers arent even human.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2017 15:34:14 No.738555 Report

Quoted By: >>738980

>>738553
I think I see it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rZXx0TOo Fri 26 May 2017 15:38:34 No.738650 Report

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>>738548
lmao. monkeys are more evolved than blacks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eq/9u7b8 Fri 26 May 2017 15:44:50 No.738737 Report

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what an odd feeling on one hand its a pet but on the other a monkey just seems likw they desire power or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fuLVjXNg Fri 26 May 2017 15:58:30 No.738919 Report

Quoted By: >>739218 >>739396

Here is a nignog monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B6htsoBw Fri 26 May 2017 16:00:34 No.738943 Report

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>>738548
That's a suave monkey desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dkUQmaAf Fri 26 May 2017 16:01:52 No.738963 Report

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exposed ape skin is darker
>>738553
see how the skin on the leg is white? Chimps have light brown skin with darker faces and fingers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B6htsoBw Fri 26 May 2017 16:03:03 No.738980 Report

Quoted By: >>739034

>>738555
M8 that thing could fuck up 2 mma fighters at once

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jN+gwdxa Fri 26 May 2017 16:05:53 No.739016 Report

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More attractive than a nigger too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jN+gwdxa Fri 26 May 2017 16:07:55 No.739034 Report

Quoted By: >>739062

>>738980
There's a video of an mma fighter telling a story of him fighting a domesticated adolescent chimp and he barely won, those things are unbelievably powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q6WJNSnt Fri 26 May 2017 16:08:06 No.739036 Report

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>>738548
looks like tiny old man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sn85oizo Fri 26 May 2017 16:09:47 No.739061 Report

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>>738548
>burger education

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B6htsoBw Fri 26 May 2017 16:09:54 No.739062 Report

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>>739034
There's a dispatch call and photographs of some daft Hollywood cunt who had a pet/butler chimp which went berserk and maimed her friend by eating most of her face and fingers off.

Also there's the uncanny valley.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sgLiixbC Fri 26 May 2017 16:10:34 No.739069 Report

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>>738551
Humans are apes. Sub-Saharan African humans don't possess neanderthal DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mjI3ATTJ Fri 26 May 2017 16:21:41 No.739218 Report

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>>738919

SHEEEEIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f0bZOv66 Fri 26 May 2017 16:31:53 No.739340 Report

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>>738549
Kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fuLVjXNg Fri 26 May 2017 16:37:19 No.739396 Report

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>>738919
Here is the white version.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dkUQmaAf Fri 26 May 2017 16:38:56 No.739416 Report

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>>738548
also, yes monkeys and apes share features with white and black people. whites tend to have big ears and stronger brows, blacks normally have flatter noses and less pronounced chins

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:My5LcjYi Fri 26 May 2017 16:57:55 No.739654 Report

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saru no sūpu chinmi

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