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Why do Australians shitpost?

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:00:48 No.7387926 View View Reply Original Report

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:03:06 No.7387927 Report

Quoted By: >>7387929 >>7387958

Heat and beer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:20:43 No.7387928 Report

Quoted By: >>7387929 >>7387958

>>7387926
Superior genetics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:22:02 No.7387929 Report

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>>7387927
Bloody hell mate I forgot its summer still down under for a minute. >>7387928
Destined to become tomorrows abo culture.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:23:29 No.7387930 Report

Quoted By: >>7387944 >>7387974

>>7387926
what do you mean why? it's just what they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:24:33 No.7387931 Report

Quoted By: >>7387976

>>7387926
You see they had a lot of Christian immigrants from the Balkan peninsula.

That's a whole lot of Bogan genetics m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:25:44 No.7387932 Report

Quoted By: >>7387939 >>7387958

>>7387926
we have a bully piss taking culture
it's seriously in our culture to rile cunts up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:26:13 No.7387933 Report

Quoted By: >>7387967

lol

SAge

SAge Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:26:33 No.7387934 Report

Quoted By: >>7387953 >>7387956

>>7387926
Nothing to do but wrestle alligators, punch roos, and ride emus and that gets old once you've done it for the first 15 years of your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:27:07 No.7387935 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387926
They take their bants to dangerous extremes. Its from their convict blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:27:46 No.7387936 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387926
Why question the sun rising instead of basking under its warm rays.

Aussies will shitpost, it's the natural order of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:28:21 No.7387937 Report

Quoted By: >>7387958

>>7387926
Because we can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:28:52 No.7387938 Report

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>>7387926
It's either that or asking some abbo to borrow their petrol for a sniff or two whenever they get bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:33:43 No.7387939 Report

Quoted By: >>7387940 >>7387941

>>7387932
But how are you creative with your bantz, aussies have the best shitposts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:35:20 No.7387940 Report

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>>7387939
We grow up "shitposting" each other and visitors to our country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:37:44 No.7387941 Report

Quoted By: >>7387948

>>7387939
americans have the best shitposts from sheer volume, as well as the worst. ausboys just have it going good per capita. kind of like how germans have a strong cuckposting streak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:41:04 No.7387942 Report

Quoted By: >>7387943 >>7387945

How to banter like aussie ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:43:21 No.7387943 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387942
Step 1: Grow up under Emu dictatorship
Step 2: Grow up under crazy heat
Step 3: Be Aussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:44:43 No.7387944 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387930
fpfp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 08:44:52 No.7387945 Report

Quoted By: >>7387946

>>7387942
You just need some practice. Whenever you see a post by someone from Sweden, tell him he's a cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 09:53:56 No.7387946 Report

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>>7387945
perfect advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 09:57:17 No.7387947 Report

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>>7387926
why do jews subvert their host nation?
Why do niggers chimp out?
Why do spics sell drugs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 09:59:26 No.7387948 Report

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>>7387941

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:00:40 No.7387949 Report

Quoted By: >>7387951 >>7387952 >>7387958

I shit therefore I post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:13:48 No.7387950 Report

Quoted By: >>7387958

>>7387926

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:14:51 No.7387951 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387949
>wearing underwear
ewwww

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:17:44 No.7387952 Report

Quoted By: >>7387954

>>7387949
where are the skid marks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:19:19 No.7387953 Report

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>>7387934
Ignoring that the nearest gators are thousands of k away. You can wrangle,freshies if you’re careful, but salaries are a no no.theyre the angry nigger on pcp of the gator world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:19:20 No.7387954 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387952
in the bowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:19:24 No.7387955 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387926
We hate bullshit and since nearly everything's bullshit we don't take most things seriously
also - I like to scratch my balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:19:38 No.7387956 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387934
>ride emus
no no no, in Australia the emus ride YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:20:04 No.7387957 Report

Quoted By: >>7387961 >>7387962

>>7387926
The Australians you meet on 4chan are largely just losers who think they belong someone where people hate things. The Australians here assume you hate not because of morality but because you fail at life as badly as they do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:20:20 No.7387958 Report

Quoted By: >>7387959 >>7387960 >>7387964 >>7387965 >>7387980

>>7387926
Don't worry, I think I discovered their kryptonite.

>>7387927
>>7387928
>>7387932
>>7387937
>>7387949
>>7387950
Your beer sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:21:26 No.7387959 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387958
nah we just sell kangaroo piss to the rest of the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:23:44 No.7387960 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387958
most ozzies I've met think fosters is piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:25:30 No.7387961 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387957
Man, imagine being an Aussie that sucks at shitposting. That's like being a black dude with a 4 inch wang. People expect you to be good at just one thing, and you fail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:25:36 No.7387962 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387957
t. Second yr jcu faggpt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:26:19 No.7387963 Report

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>>7387926

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:27:07 No.7387964 Report

Quoted By: >>7387966

>>7387958
never heard about this.
We usually drinking Cooper's Pale Ale and James Boag Premium Lager.
https://coopers.com.au
https://www.jamesboag.com.au

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:28:30 No.7387965 Report

Quoted By: >>7387978

>>7387958
Is Foster's even Austrailan?

The funniest part about that meme is that I've only heard of Brits drinking Fosters.
Most Aussies drink XXXX, VB, Coopers or those real light "Great Northerns" or "Iron Jacks" or whatever the fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:28:53 No.7387966 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387964
Correct, good sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:31:14 No.7387967 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387933
we're in the shitposting game for the long haul

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:37:42 No.7387968 Report

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Because life is amazing on this full island

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:37:45 No.7387969 Report

Quoted By: >>7387970

>>7387926
I mean, what else do you expect a country with a uninteresting culture or history.

They're the most normie country, nothing much to be proud of besides bants and Steve Irwin either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:39:22 No.7387970 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387969
>I mean, what else do you expect a country with a uninteresting culture or history.

wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:43:25 No.7387971 Report

Quoted By: >>7387995

>>7387926
aussies to pleased to think they are xD funny and every other cunt to stupid to see this is just a dumb shill thread, one of about 13 up atm. the mods and jannies are just to fucking gay to bother doing their job so there is no point even bothering to report. anyway you normie cunts are why this board is going to shit. also fuck abbos and fuck jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:51:25 No.7387972 Report

Quoted By: >>7387973

>>7387926
I have no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:57:08 No.7387973 Report

Quoted By: >>7387975

>>7387972
I've been seeing Mrs Palmer for awhile now. I hope Clive doesn't get mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:58:46 No.7387974 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387930
Noice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:02:04 No.7387975 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387973
One bonus is that I'm probably really good at giving handjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:02:35 No.7387976 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387931
>Balkan
They're wogs my friend, and will never be white let alone a bogan.
Like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:05:43 No.7387977 Report

Quoted By: >>7387979

Just lost a friend over known for 18 years tonight because I told her I'm involved in far right politics. It's pretty devastating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:07:32 No.7387978 Report

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>>7387965
And tooheys. Literally the majority of orders are "schooner of New" or "a Teds" when I worked at a pub. At least in NSW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:08:43 No.7387979 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387977
Story time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:09:01 No.7387980 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387958
Losing the emu war is worse.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:09:11 No.7387981 Report

Quoted By: >>7387982 >>7387983

>>7387926
Because we are stuck at home. We can't ride our emus through the alps because the snow kangaroos are very aggressive right now. So all we can do is shitpost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:11:24 No.7387982 Report

Quoted By: >>7387993

>>7387981
Nice larp Austria, now jog on cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:14:06 No.7387983 Report

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>>7387981
Just so you know, my mates grandfather ended up in Australia because he was a refugee from some box headed country during WW2 and thought he was being taken to Austria and was confused as to how he'd get there by boat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:15:42 No.7387984 Report

Quoted By: >>7387996

>>7387926
Look who’s taking ass hat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0ux2/zJt Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:17:55 No.7387992 Report

Quoted By: >>7387995

wtf admin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:93y9cIdB Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:18:30 No.7387993 Report

Quoted By: >>7388012

>>7387982
Na mate i rather keep larping. Now excuse me I have to throw another pig on the barbie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fljQ+it8 Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:19:05 No.7387995 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387992
I bet it was >>7387971 who reported it, the fucking faggot.

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Heaven ID:NhgpdrEP Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:19:23 No.7387996 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387984
are you taking ass hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0ux2/zJt Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:21:39 No.7388012 Report

Quoted By:

>>7387993
you're a cool guy

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