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Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:14:44 No.7398551 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7398580 >>7398582 >>7398616 >>7398896 >>7398920

Regain eternal youth through
>sucking cock once a month
>getting fucked in the butt by the minority you hate the most once a month
>having an IQ of 60 forever
>having a 2 inch dick forever

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Anonymous ID:El8tcw4C Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:18:47 No.7398580 Report

Quoted By: >>7398737

>>7398551
eternal youth and i double the length of my dick?
what's the catch?

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:AWTtd5hJ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:19:54 No.7398582 Report

Quoted By: >>7398605

>>7398551
stop posting /b/-tier images on /bant/

also I would refuse the deal, I'd rather die and meet God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:27:47 No.7398605 Report

Quoted By: >>7398639

>>7398582
Doublecringe
God doesn't love you. Think about it. God sets you on this earth with all these problems, probably ugly, dumb, fearful, small cock etc. too. Just so you dedicate your life to get into his special club, like a slave. He sets all these rules for maximum non-enjoyment + gives you all the shit of the real world. God's will is him oppressing everything. God hates humans, he tried to erase us once ffs. Living "christian" is basically just a redemption by his standard. I would rather live a great life and eventually go to hell as punishment than live an unfun Christian life so I can live in eternity with some fuck who basically whipped me for 90 years straight.
Fuck G*d

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z+drbkLQ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:31:09 No.7398616 Report

Quoted By: >>7398619

>>7398551
imagine wanting to live on this fucking planet for an eternity
fuck that lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:32:42 No.7398619 Report

Quoted By: >>7398632

>>7398616
>I want my life to end rather than reaching omnipotence through infinite mental growth
Brainlet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z+drbkLQ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:35:18 No.7398632 Report

Quoted By: >>7398637

>>7398619
>infinite mental growth
lmaoing at your existence, pal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:37:01 No.7398637 Report

Quoted By: >>7398643

>>7398632
What is there to dislike in a universe of endless possibility

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:AWTtd5hJ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:37:27 No.7398639 Report

Quoted By: >>7398644 >>7398649

>>7398605
I can't find that pasta, did you seriously write all that out seriously?

why are all ath*ists like this?

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Anonymous ID:z+drbkLQ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:39:03 No.7398643 Report

Quoted By: >>7398650

>>7398637
call me when your iq reaches triple digits, retard
im done here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:39:05 No.7398644 Report

Quoted By: >>7398666

>>7398639
I believe in God, I just resent him

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Anonymous ID:Bi9+dNua Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:39:51 No.7398649 Report

Quoted By: >>7398666 >>7398693

>>7398639
>"Christianity is responsible for civilization!"
>*Burns a witch*
>*Attacks Constantinople*
>*Murders east Europeans*
>*Destroys any other religion*
>B-but my monks!
>*Creates singing eunuchs*
>M...m... muh morals
>*priest molests a kid*
>*Nun kicks the shit out of students*
>*Bombs North Ireland*

Great work, self appointed moral authority christfags. That track record is incredible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:40:07 No.7398650 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398643
Try to reach double first. Maybe you'll make a good argument then

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:AWTtd5hJ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:43:49 No.7398666 Report

Quoted By: >>7398672

>>7398644
well that makes it even more confusing then, but I guess I won't press the issue.

>>7398649
pretty good bait but kind of directionless, I didn't get some of the references (like killing east yuros) and it seemed to betray itself by referring to constaninople as that name. Overall, 6.5/10

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Anonymous ID:Bi9+dNua Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:46:05 No.7398672 Report

Quoted By: >>7398678

>>7398666
can't wait until based islam takes over and you pay jizya just to be alive. it'll be just like the middle east, what christfags have always wanted. the true home of arab pagan belief.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oXDua2Cz Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:47:12 No.7398674 Report

Quoted By: >>7398686 >>7398869

Small dicke uwu

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:AWTtd5hJ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:48:46 No.7398678 Report

Quoted By: >>7398690

>>7398672
Better, maybe an 8/10~. Keep it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BbDvWhDD Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:49:54 No.7398681 Report

Quoted By: >>7398698

Dragonball is the worst anime ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fv72ZAX8 Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:51:07 No.7398686 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398674
What shall you do with your life then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bi9+dNua Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:51:21 No.7398690 Report

Quoted By: >>7398698

>>7398678
i don't know, i've pointed out basically everything wrong with it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fv72ZAX8 Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:51:48 No.7398693 Report

Quoted By: >>7398700

>>7398649
>Murders east Europeans
What?

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:AWTtd5hJ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:53:02 No.7398698 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398690
I just meant in general, you're fine.

>>7398681
pretty weak but at least you tried

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bi9+dNua Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:53:39 No.7398700 Report

Quoted By: >>7398702 >>7398705

>>7398693
you should read about the teutonic order, its basically all they did

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fv72ZAX8 Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:55:10 No.7398702 Report

Quoted By: >>7398704

>>7398700
You mean murdering those native baltic tribes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bi9+dNua Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:55:47 No.7398704 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398702
hai

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:AWTtd5hJ Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:57:00 No.7398705 Report

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>>7398700
oooh the teutons, I never knew much about them other than where they lived and those awesome feather things they had on their backs

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Anonymous ID:MqoealdV Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:59:27 No.7398717 Report

Quoted By: >>7398868

sucking cock how is that even a question haha

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Anonymous ID:eJcP/p63 Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:04:19 No.7398737 Report

Quoted By: >>7398881

>>7398580

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CziNlBHZ Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:20:57 No.7398868 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398717
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rRxKhW27 Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:21:11 No.7398869 Report

Quoted By: >>7398881

The 2 inched dick. Ive heard pooftahs can massage the prostate to get pretty good orgasms.

>>7398674
a new small dicked commie appears

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Anonymous ID:El8tcw4C Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:26:38 No.7398881 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398737
not funny don't laugh

>>7398869
you will have eternal youth but that will make you an eternal poofta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0JmZZE7w Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:36:46 No.7398896 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398551
>Sucking cock once a month
I see no downside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/mCTlPCu Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:43:46 No.7398920 Report

Quoted By:

>>7398551
Sucking cock once a month seems like the best option

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