>be amerifat
>12 inches to a feet, 3 feet to a yard, one thousand... whaaa??
>get tired of math, too complicated, time for burger
>heart attack grill, 20 pounds of bacon, cheddar and fries
>try to pay, quarter, dime... whaaa??
>no numbers on coins, get cancer
>medical bill is 300k dollars
>go to school
>get shot