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Anonymous ID:yQiRMWUF Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:32:53 No.7401805 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7401809 >>7401814 >>7401824 >>7401845 >>7401897 >>7403326 >>7405208 >>7405254

I'm going to church for the first time ever this Sunday. I need some advice on how should I act, what I should wear, and should do before going.

Fagapore

Fagapore ID:o47WxdeB Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:34:27 No.7401809 Report

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>>7401805
Act like a normal fucking person jackass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RNDW280k Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:36:03 No.7401814 Report

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>>7401805
wear nice clothes. like a fasionable sweater. unless its like christmas or easter you dont have to overdress too much just dont look like a bum. also shut the fuck up, dont fidget like an 8 year old and listen to the pastor/preacher whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NTg3aXN9 Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:40:33 No.7401824 Report

Quoted By: >>7401925

>>7401805
It’s considered incredibly bad manners not to masturbate during the first hymn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eesGX1Xd Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:50:24 No.7401840 Report

Quoted By: >>7401856

It depends on the church you're going to. I can only speak for catholic churches. We are usually lightly formal. A shirt with a collar, and pants is all most men are expected to wear. They expect no sandals or shorts or stupid tshirt designs. But there is no strict dress code. Many wear shorts every week.

Some other denominations are more formal, or completely casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WPYpKAYL Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:52:46 No.7401845 Report

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>>7401805
first timers need to go to every female in the congregation and say "peace be with you" while giving them a big ol' hug, you have to nuzzle their neck while you do this, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eesGX1Xd Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:56:48 No.7401856 Report

Quoted By: >>7401861 >>7401867

>>7401840
and I have been to 1 or 2 protestant churches. I think it was baptist, but one of them is the in your face christian, expects the audience to shout amen randomly, singles out newfags(like you) they never saw before and ask if 'you wanna come up to the altar and accept Jesus?!?!'
I didn't know what they wanted from me up at the alter in front of everybody, and I didn't want to find out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RNDW280k Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:59:20 No.7401861 Report

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>>7401856
its not like they were going to rape you in front of the audience or something. even catholics have the decency to do it in a confession booth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eesGX1Xd Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:00:53 No.7401867 Report

Quoted By: >>7401903 >>7402034

>>7401856
I was very uncomfortable with that, because catholic church is very unsocial through the mass. The most they want is you to shake hands with those around you to say "peace be with you", and to hold hands while praying on 1 of the prayers. That's it.

hentorian !u9xvxHMtss

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hentorian !u9xvxHMtss ID:QKr1bYR9 Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:18:00 No.7401897 Report

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>>7401805
Don't be a fucking autist, greet and introduce yourself to other people. You can dress formal (suit and tie) or you can go casual (sweater and black jeans or suit pants), just don't wear a sports jersey or some print t-shirt. There's nothing you need to do before going.

I hope all goes well for you as you find a church to fellowship with others and worship the Lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rxB7QLGi Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:20:23 No.7401903 Report

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>>7401867
I havent been to church since 8th grade but I suddenly remember the "peace be with you" handshaking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:58+v6IDq Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:29:01 No.7401925 Report

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>>7401824
Should I wait until the second then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eUwtlwQg Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:53:20 No.7402015 Report

Quoted By: >>7402073

Don't shoot it up. You're not in America.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WPYpKAYL Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:59:14 No.7402034 Report

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>>7401867
Catholic churches are great, because you're literally just there for worship when it comes to mass. Yeah, you can stick around for other shit and talk to people, but it's not like this new age christian shit where everyone tries to be your best friend and wants you to be so cooooool with jesus.
Too bad about the pedophiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VrJN/CuY Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:11:08 No.7402073 Report

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>>7402015
Ha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yQiRMWUF Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:15:01 No.7402093 Report

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I'll be attending an Anglican church. I'll show you guys my attire later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a1gdjAUL Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:13:51 No.7402904 Report

Quoted By: >>7402933 >>7402967 >>7403052

Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pfIH6OGI Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:24:07 No.7402933 Report

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>>7402904
That looks good for mass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p5QNL5Gy Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:46:22 No.7402967 Report

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>>7402904
Will fly to New Zealand this Sunday and search every Anglican church for the faggot dressed in this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a1gdjAUL Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:49:56 No.7402972 Report

Quoted By: >>7402979

>>7402967
are you going to kill me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p5QNL5Gy Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:53:37 No.7402979 Report

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>>7402972
No, just going to commit heinous sexual acts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h9198sa1 Wed 30 Jan 2019 11:27:20 No.7403052 Report

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>>7402904
is this Ken Bone ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rWrdU3OZ Wed 30 Jan 2019 13:08:06 No.7403324 Report

Quoted By: >>7404907

Kinda curious why would you decided to go to Church for the first time as (I am assuming) an adult? If I wasn't raised Catholic I doubt I ever would have stepped in a church. Seems an odd point in life to drink some koolaid, kinda like starting smoking at 40.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qr7JgGbb Wed 30 Jan 2019 13:09:09 No.7403326 Report

Quoted By: >>7403357 >>7404907

>>7401805
Good luck coming to terms with all that sickening porn you watched
you dipshit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eesGX1Xd Wed 30 Jan 2019 13:17:29 No.7403357 Report

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>>7403326
Isnthere anything you'd like to confess, anon? 0.0

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a1gdjAUL Wed 30 Jan 2019 19:22:20 No.7404907 Report

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>>7403324
Throughout my life I've been around a lot of negative and hateful people, a lot of whom speak negatively towards Christianity and Catholicism. I want to form my own opinion about religion while being respectful towards the people inside of the church.

>>7403326
I have a lot of sins to confess to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Js8vmpXz Wed 30 Jan 2019 19:35:04 No.7404939 Report

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Jesus and Buddha is actually really nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8GAdaLGi Wed 30 Jan 2019 19:44:43 No.7405208 Report

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>>7401805
depends on what church you are going to. dress nice but not flashy. wear a button up shirt and bluejeans/kacies. just be polite and neutral. just act and dress like you are going to work. you're not going to a fucking funeral

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:EHqrzDd/ Wed 30 Jan 2019 19:46:25 No.7405254 Report

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>>7401805

jUST BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE ARSE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE DISCIPLE.

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