>The Shikon Jewel
>Cold open: Jerry’s Standup
>Jerry: Have you ever wondered how some of these Hanyo relationships even start? I mean, some of these Yokai don’t even look remotely humanoid. What’s with that hopping foot with the umbrella head? How do you even DO that? Well sure, I guess if you’re a human female, but what happens when the umbrella opens up?
>Slap Bass
>Scene: Seinfelds apartment. Jerry is calmly polishing his wakizashi sword.
>Kramer bursts in.
>Kramer: Jackpot, Jerry! Jackpot!
>Jerry, not looking up: mmhmm
>Kramer: I’m serious, Jerry! Serious!
>Jerry: mmhmm
>Kramer: I was just there, at the oyster bar, you know the one on 82nd? The one with the thing, Jerry, the thing!
>Jerry: Ah yeah… the bartender is that-that oyster daiyokai... Hosenki!
>Kramer: That’s it! That’s it, the daiyokai! I was there, on my 2nd dozen of Kuwamoto’s (slurps and smacks lips) and there it was, mid swallow-
>[kramer places the black pearl in Jerry’s palm]
>Kramer: -that!
>Jerry: This.
>Kramer: That!
>Jerry: Mid...swallow…[uncermoniously drops the Black Pearl, disgusted. Kramer wildly tries to catch it]
>[George enters the apt door left open by Kramer]
>George: I did it guys, I did it!
>Kramer, still on the floor fawning over th
