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ITT: we describe the stereotypes from our countries by saying what would happen if you stole a dumpster from that country.
>if you steal a dumpster in Slovenia, they'll thank you because you just freed up 10% of their territory
>if you steal a dumpster in Croatia, they'll tax you for it and then continue to whine about it for at least 70 years
>if you steal a dumpster in Serbia, they'll consider than an invasion on Fatherland and retaliate by invading your country and commencing ethnic cleansing
>if you steal a dumpster in Bosnia, you'll need to explain what you did to the cops for hours before they realize why should they arrest you
>if you steal a dumpster in Montenegro, you'll walk away free because nobody will make the effort to stop you: it's just too tiresome
>if you steal a dumpster in Macedonia, they'll call you Greek and claim you're trying to steal their ancient history
>if you steal a dumpster in Kosovo, you'll have rendered half the country's population homeless
>if you steal a dumpster in Slovenia, they'll thank you because you just freed up 10% of their territory
>if you steal a dumpster in Croatia, they'll tax you for it and then continue to whine about it for at least 70 years
>if you steal a dumpster in Serbia, they'll consider than an invasion on Fatherland and retaliate by invading your country and commencing ethnic cleansing
>if you steal a dumpster in Bosnia, you'll need to explain what you did to the cops for hours before they realize why should they arrest you
>if you steal a dumpster in Montenegro, you'll walk away free because nobody will make the effort to stop you: it's just too tiresome
>if you steal a dumpster in Macedonia, they'll call you Greek and claim you're trying to steal their ancient history
>if you steal a dumpster in Kosovo, you'll have rendered half the country's population homeless
