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I witnessed a minor happening today
>went to Sheffield to get epoxy
>about 9.30am, store doesn't open until 10am
>go to McDonald's for coffee
>ABSOLUTE UNIT of a man, full tracksuit, inhaling about 3500 calories
>this specimen of a man was gobbling food at a rate that is usually only seen in America
>awestruck by this special moment
>go to order coffee
>"thanks for your order"
>"I love you too"
>scurry out of the shop asap
>absolute unit of a man walks out of McDonald's all Billy Big Bollocks after his meal
>hear indistinct niggering in the distance
>Blubberchav starts saying "you what m8 you what"
>I turn around to see a Somali guy, about 5'8, is the source of the niggering
>they start arguing about a spice (k2, mamba, whatever your region calls it) deal
>Somali guy uses black magic to pull a sword-length machete out of his trousers
>whacks Blubberchav over the head but pulls back on the swing, doesn't get great contact
>police are there within about 30 seconds
>Somali guy gets arrested
>Blubberchav is still saying "you what m8"
>such is life in 2019 Britain
How was your day, /bant/?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-47071953
>went to Sheffield to get epoxy
>about 9.30am, store doesn't open until 10am
>go to McDonald's for coffee
>ABSOLUTE UNIT of a man, full tracksuit, inhaling about 3500 calories
>this specimen of a man was gobbling food at a rate that is usually only seen in America
>awestruck by this special moment
>go to order coffee
>"thanks for your order"
>"I love you too"
>scurry out of the shop asap
>absolute unit of a man walks out of McDonald's all Billy Big Bollocks after his meal
>hear indistinct niggering in the distance
>Blubberchav starts saying "you what m8 you what"
>I turn around to see a Somali guy, about 5'8, is the source of the niggering
>they start arguing about a spice (k2, mamba, whatever your region calls it) deal
>Somali guy uses black magic to pull a sword-length machete out of his trousers
>whacks Blubberchav over the head but pulls back on the swing, doesn't get great contact
>police are there within about 30 seconds
>Somali guy gets arrested
>Blubberchav is still saying "you what m8"
>such is life in 2019 Britain
How was your day, /bant/?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-47071953
