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Stupid shit you did as a kid

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>be 14-15 in band class
>have the ingenious idea to stick a paperclip in an electrical socket
>sitting in the back near the drummers, so don't think anyone will notice
>Makes a loud crack and bring blue arc that draws everyone's attention, and the jolt in my hand made me visibly recoil (mostly out of surprise, not being shocked)
>stumble over my words and just mumble something along the lines of "bug... uh.. zap"
>teacher looks disappointed but just moves along as if nothing happened

bad one
>let my 6 year old neighbor suck me off, I was also like 6 so it's whatever.
really bad part
>also let her brother suck it
>ended up contracting herps cause her daddy probably molested the shit out of her.