>>7426515Gayfag's life is based entirely off of bad luck. Let me share with you his backstory:
>be me, today>outside feeding the chickens as per usual>notice one of the chicklets (Gayfag) not really moving and unable to eat>to make things worse, the hot sun is battering down it HARD>decide to pick it up and give it a chance at life>make a nest for it, give it water, and drop a shit load of food in there>over the course of minutes, Gayfag's spirits slowly begin to come back>it's chirp is louder and he can begin to move a bit better>after 3-4 hours, I give it back to it's mother now that it's recovered>mother is disinterested in it, and Gayfag legitimately prefers me over it>have no choice but to keep itIt's been roughly 9 hours now and it's in its box sleeping. We've bonded plenty and hopefully it'll reach adulthood to have chicks of its own.
>>7426518No.
