Went to the pub last night, was trying to pull some birds but didn't have any luck. Tbh they were pretty young, maybe 18-20 or something and they looked at me funny.
Next time you think I should go for some girls that are a few years older. I kind of like em' young though, last year I must have shagged over 100 young lasses last year, what am I doing wrong in 2019 /bant/?