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Speaking of wet dreams, you made me remember that one dream which I had long ago.
Me and some guy (not masculine and manly of appearance) of my age back then were hiding from the Slenderman in some kind of a square World War II military pillbox with long and narrow windows, shutting ourselves in.
And I could see Slenderman through these windows as he circled around the pillbox rapidly, with his steps making noise like when a speedhack is used in Counter-Strike.
And after a while of thinking how would we get out of this, we devised a plan to just book it out of the pillbox when Slenderman would be on the opposite side of it from the only door leading into the pillbox.
BUT THEN I said: "Wait, it's very risky, and we'll probably gonna die out there. Maybe we should fuck first before running out there to our almost certain death?". The guy said "Oh, ok, let's do this." and then TURNED INTO AN ANIME GIRL, turning around and sticking now 'her' butt out towards me.
I don't remember into whom exactly, but I remember that the dream ended as disappointingly fast as it usually is with wet dreams, right after the moment when I stuck it inside.
