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Quoted By: >>7436874
>be american
>get up and go to mart
>pants shit
>get shot
>go home
>walk to microwave at other end of house, take off shoes and microwave
>lick every door knob while waiting
>take shoes out and put them back on
>climb into bed
>dream of new ways to insult countries that don't have the freedoms
>repeat
>get up and go to mart
>pants shit
>get shot
>go home
>walk to microwave at other end of house, take off shoes and microwave
>lick every door knob while waiting
>take shoes out and put them back on
>climb into bed
>dream of new ways to insult countries that don't have the freedoms
>repeat
