Went to the pub again last night, some teen looking girls looked fit as fuck but they didn't see me. I had a cuppel of more beers, you know? Bit of dutch courage, then I went up to one and spanked her arse. Then the fucking slag went and threw her vodka and coke in my face. Then one of em' pretty boys started squaring up to me and the fat bouncer kicked me out. I was really pissed out of my head so I threw a rock through the pub window and got off.