W-welcome to another epis- * deafening sound of washing machine drowns out voices*
A-As I was saying <4 W-welcome to another episode of chore- *clears throat* c-chorped w-with Alice3d!
A-Are you looking for the quickest way to nuke your b-balls? D-Do you need advice on how to fry your brains? *fierce cat fight breaks out off screen* W-Well, you can appease m-me now! K-Knock yourself out and d-don't suffer in silence! *ceiling pieces tumble the fuck down with a loud thump* W-Wuv <4