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Bits !UD30qZcYAs ID:NzGpdKqc Tue 05 Feb 2019 06:43:01 No.7441236 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7441288 >>7442102 >>7442531 >>7442673

>Be me
>15 years old when 9/11 happened
>Very angry
>Youngest of 6 children
>Want to take the fight to those bastards who blew up the towers
>Dad is a Vietnam vet
>He strongly disapproves of my desire to join
>WTF.png
>Tells him we need to fight those barbarians before they attack us again
>Tells me to STFU because I have no idea what I was talking about
>Made up my mind that I was joining the Marines once I turn 18
>Talk to recruiter during highschool
>Sneaking behind my parent's back to go to the Poolee functions
>18 birthday comes
>It's time

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Bits !UD30qZcYAs ID:NzGpdKqc Tue 05 Feb 2019 06:44:15 No.7441237 Report

Quoted By: >>7442112

>Sign my name on the dotted line
>>Choose to be an 0351
>Go to MEPs to get molested by 80 year old doctor
>Show him my bootyhole
>Officially going to bootcamp
>Parents and siblings finds out
>Have a screaming match with them, dad saying he sacrificed so much in that jungle so I wouldn't have to take up arms
>Feelsbadman but my mind is already made up
>Time to ship off to Boot Camp in San Diego
>Haze fests for 3 months
>Graduate on Jul 3rd
>Parents and my 2 sisters come to my graduations.
>Feelsgoodman
>Can see my dad is proud, but still uncomfortable of me going to fight off in some sandbox
>Fastforward
>Go to Camp Pendleton for ITB
>A few more months of hazing
>Officially in the Gun Club
>Get stationed in 29 Palms
>TheFuckingSucks.png
>Be called a boot and hazed by the people who've been in the unit longer than I have
>Sit in the barracks playing Playstation 2 games all day when standing by in the barracks
>More training and field ops bullshit
>Orders come to deploy to Iraq
>Ohshit.png
>Pre-Deployment Field Ops training
>Body feels like its 60
>Fastforward to Iraq
>Jeeeesus
>Constantly looking over my shoulders
>Hearing the news of IEDs
>Constantly in fear of being BTFOed
>Orders come in to take some shitty rebel town called Fallujah
>Expecting heavy resistance and huge urban warfare
>Iveseensomeshit.png
>Sees another unit coming into the greenzone
>Ask them what it's like out there
>They look at me like I'm some sort of asshole
>They tell me stories of a Marine who cruified, some female soldier who was raped, and a contractor who was beheaded
>Feel the urge to shit my pants
>The Invasion comes
>It's time
>Our squad crosses across a abandoned courtyard near a mosque
>Suddenly, Machinegun fire lights up the area
>Ohfuck.png

Asriel

Asriel ID:RlNtshcx Tue 05 Feb 2019 06:45:15 No.7441240 Report

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stop posting your real life bullshit thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1UcvT562 Tue 05 Feb 2019 06:45:18 No.7441241 Report

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how did you end up being gay?

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Bits !UD30qZcYAs ID:NzGpdKqc Tue 05 Feb 2019 06:45:59 No.7441243 Report

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>Hit the deck, trying for fire my M16 to any muzzle flashes I can find
>Heart is racing, feeling like I'm about to vomit, my body refusing to move, self-preservation taking over
>I'm probably gonna die here.
>My Sergeant picks me up, knocking some sense into me, telling me to get my head into the game
>I've managed to link up with my squad
>We all advance along the city block towards their perimeter defenses
>Mfw it's not a couple of Hajis dug into buildings and tunnels
>Mfw it's 100 Hajis just fucking thundering at us with all manner of weapons
>We fire and maneuver all day, barely managing to dodge a couple of bullets that were too close for comfort.
>Literally up all night
>Fire my weapon almost white hot
>No idea how many Hajis I've killed
>Dawn comes and it starts to let up
>My eyes burn from smoke and crying
>5 guys I talked to that night get killed
>I realize why dad didn't want me to go
>I miss him so much and I want to apologize and go home
>my squad gets relieved and I am just about to leave my post when a Haji who was playing dead charges at me
>Squad lights him up like a Christmas tree
>He drops two primed grenades
>Relief sentry pushes me out of the way and makes a dive for the fucking grenades
>I scream but in a second I felt a wall of force hit me and it's all black
>I feel hot burning sensations all over
>On a makeshift medevac cart being hauled somewhere
> Can't see because eyes are glued shut with blood and dirt
>my hands are bound
> Pry my eyes open and the light blinds me
>I see white writing in front of me
>WhatTheShit.png
>"You're finally awake"
>No, it can't be
> "You were trying to cross the border right?"
>Todd Howard you sonofabitch
>You did it again
>Mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zlY8ItJ5 Tue 05 Feb 2019 06:46:52 No.7441250 Report

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Exciting!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GwOjXTR/ Tue 05 Feb 2019 07:02:28 No.7441288 Report

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>>7441236
Godd story, but most importantly. Who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIc/Z631 Tue 05 Feb 2019 12:37:42 No.7442102 Report

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>>7441236
The plot twist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q6SOYpAE Tue 05 Feb 2019 12:40:00 No.7442112 Report

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>>7441237
>Show him my bootyhole
this part is correct lol
>>7441237
>Time to ship off to Boot Camp in San Diego
this part isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:trqtDk24 Tue 05 Feb 2019 12:43:10 No.7442118 Report

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im going to post this on reddit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qDpi1V2D Tue 05 Feb 2019 12:49:42 No.7442159 Report

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10/10 story, OP. I loved it.

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Anonymous ID:AkZTdmiA Tue 05 Feb 2019 13:09:31 No.7442531 Report

Quoted By: >>7442581

>>7441236
>Be me
> Vietnam vet
>Have six children 5 of them are pure chads one is pure retard
>9/11.png
>let's see if i care
>Oh shit i don't
>Youngest kid tells me he wants to go fight whoever blew up the towers while eating tendies
>Laugh at his ass
>Crying.exe taking up 2gb of ram
>His skreaching can be heard from miles away
>Ffw 3y
>The tard actually did it he joined the army
>Niggawat.wtf
>How did they get his 300kg ass through the door is beyond me let alone the physical test
>Ffw 3mo
>He graduated
>Interesting
>I go to his graduation with 2 hot staycs that turned out to be my daughters
>Ffw
>He comes back
>Get forced by wife to go to his return party and congratulate him
>Meet his commander
>I learned from him that my son was "recruited" because he was too good at blowing and he had such a beautiful pink a hole the higher ups couldn't pass on
>Go to my son
>tell him to take off his pants
>Being the beta cuck he is he does it
>I see that his ass literally got resized and i notice his boi pussi
>apparently he was a cum dumpster for everyone starting from the inspection doc to the most beta soldier
>Tfw

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Anonymous ID:I13zlrAk Tue 05 Feb 2019 13:19:03 No.7442581 Report

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>>7442531
Hhhhhhahaahhahahajahahahahajaj

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Anonymous ID:8p4D+Gw6 Tue 05 Feb 2019 13:40:11 No.7442673 Report

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>>7441236
Nice bantz

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