Does anyone else want to tie up German males and just tickle them all day? There's something so appealing about their soft white skin... I begin to salivate whenever I see a Teutonic man, speculating on how sensitive his tender Germanic flesh is... I want to punish them for their historical crimes -- and by tickling... such a humiliating, un-manly fashion. No glory, no martyrdom. Just suffering without dignity. This should be the fate of the whole German race really.