Proposed ISO Standard for Smoking Cigarettes While High:

The best time to smoke a cigarette while high is about 12 to 20 minutes into the high. You'll be peaking and the cigarette will just make it that much better.
When you have decided it is time for a cigarette you must follow these steps:
Get up from the bed! This is important because it can be awfully difficult leaving A comfy bed! JUST DO IT!
Grab your phone and drink from the bed side table (take your beverage container off of the table, do not attempt to drink from the table). This will serve as your beverage and entertainment.
Sneak to the window across the room quietly. Make sure to avoid the squeaky floorboards. It's good to mark the squeaky spots with red tape when you find them, it makes them easier to avoid in the future.
Once you've reached the window it's time to deploy your pleasure kit
Place the phone on the window sill and cue up whatever entertainment you desire. Audio only is better since you will be spending a lot of time with your head out the window.
Grab the cigarettes and lighter from behind the books on the desk. Take out one cigarette and place it and the lighter on the window sill next to the phone.
From the lower compartment of the desk that is mostly hidden from view, retrieve the glass bottle where you throw cigarette butts. Loosen the cap slightly, just enough so no gas is released. Place the bottle on the window sill.
Grab the cigarette and lighter and then open the window about 8 inches and work the upper half of your body out the window.
Light the cigarette and put the lighter in your pocket.
Enjoy bliss.

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