what's your country like for an immigrant?

i need a fresh start in my life. i need to go to a new place, leave the past behind and start again.

i dont have money to start though and i already live in the number one country to just enter and be a welfare leech for a while.
so what can i do. would scandinavia have, italy? what do i have to do for the usa to grant me asylum??
I'd basically go anywhere and i am quick to learn your language. the question is who will take on a guy with no marketable skills