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Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:37:51 No.7458465 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7458500 >>7458516 >>7458616 >>7459733 >>7460296 >>7460509

help i was playing around with a padlock and my foreskin has a hole in it and while playing with the padlock and locked it to my foreskin and i just realized i don't have a key what do i do

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5V8cy1sv Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:43:01 No.7458500 Report

Quoted By: >>7458509

>>7458465
dumb eskimo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:44:51 No.7458509 Report

Quoted By: >>7459838

>>7458500
no but seriously tell me how to take this padlock off because if i can't take it off i have an idea to become a super hero and start running around thrusting at villains with my penis at high speeds and hitting them over the head with the metal padlock

Asriel

Asriel ID:9ie6vb15 Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:46:24 No.7458516 Report

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>>7458465
take it off

Gapfag

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Gapfag ID:MPyix8Ev Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:46:30 No.7458517 Report

Quoted By: >>7458560

I think I you should ask at the local police station.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZBwaUsw4 Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:47:41 No.7458527 Report

Quoted By: >>7458560

Bolt cutter??

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:53:22 No.7458560 Report

Quoted By: >>7458602 >>7458611

>>7458517
the last time i went to the police station the police officer was an old bully from teenage years and he called me a pervert and the other police officers taped me to an inverted cross and took turns slapping my ass with an electric flyswatter

>>7458527
thats a death metal band moron

Gapfag

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Gapfag ID:MPyix8Ev Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:58:21 No.7458602 Report

Quoted By: >>7458646

>>7458560
Great, I think they made an eroge of your daily life in Canada lole
https://vrelnir.blogspot.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vmC284I0 Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:59:41 No.7458611 Report

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>>7458560
was your uncle the sheriff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qv359DyJ Thu 07 Feb 2019 23:59:55 No.7458616 Report

Quoted By: >>7458640

>>7458465
3 cups iron oxide, 1 cup aluminum powder, and ignite with a magnesium strip and a blowtorch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ooIUvAg Fri 08 Feb 2019 00:00:39 No.7458622 Report

Quoted By: >>7458736

Why is there a hole in your foreskin?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5V8cy1sv Fri 08 Feb 2019 00:03:32 No.7458640 Report

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>>7458616
that’s thermite and it needs a lot of energy to ignite

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Fri 08 Feb 2019 00:04:15 No.7458646 Report

Quoted By: >>7458699

>>7458602
Oh hey it was updated

Gapfag

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Gapfag ID:MPyix8Ev Fri 08 Feb 2019 00:13:08 No.7458699 Report

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>>7458646
I heard from dedicated threads it is possible to become an arch demon/succubus after getting deflowered as purest angel. I managed staying pure virgin until the last day before the first winter holydays, there was no way out anymore, lole. When a next update rolls out I will try to force the transformation from fallen angel to demon.

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Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Fri 08 Feb 2019 00:22:05 No.7458736 Report

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>>7458622
when i was a baby my uncle converted to judaism and tried to convert my parents to judaism and they almost agreed but had a change of heart and stopped after the jewish doctor put a knife right in my foreskin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qv359DyJ Fri 08 Feb 2019 02:09:44 No.7459158 Report

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ITT: underrated consumables

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kkbLcPXz Fri 08 Feb 2019 03:46:15 No.7459514 Report

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kot thread now

!iLoVeYOUvM

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!iLoVeYOUvM ID:uo3TOYvT Fri 08 Feb 2019 04:54:08 No.7459733 Report

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>>7458465
>call a locksmith
>make sure hes not gay
on the other hand you can try to pull that shit out, skin is pretty strong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AVXzJ/Q1 Fri 08 Feb 2019 04:54:58 No.7459738 Report

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tfw no foreskin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MKUwztGi Fri 08 Feb 2019 05:09:09 No.7459774 Report

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>my foreskin has a hole in it
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dfxpVys+ Fri 08 Feb 2019 05:10:11 No.7459776 Report

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why the fuck were you putting your foreskin near a god damn lock and how the hell does the foreskin have a hole in it that shouldnt happen
truly an idiot, OP is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHAy0sbl Fri 08 Feb 2019 05:14:16 No.7459784 Report

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world's worst chastity cage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTE3Vpgx Fri 08 Feb 2019 05:28:40 No.7459815 Report

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Did someone say foreskin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+lY3HkSO Fri 08 Feb 2019 05:39:26 No.7459838 Report

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>>7458509
make him proud

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NC0NkFB Fri 08 Feb 2019 08:50:46 No.7460290 Report

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Try the trick where you slip a part of a can into the U shped part hole to physically unlock it

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MODERATOR (not really)OTcMGzYRXi9 ID:tkma3q6E Fri 08 Feb 2019 08:52:15 No.7460296 Report

Quoted By:

>>7458465
>what do i do
Post pic O////W////O

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DnSrDAC2 Fri 08 Feb 2019 10:13:42 No.7460509 Report

Quoted By:

>>7458465
Do you have a hacksaw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Fri 08 Feb 2019 13:28:22 No.7461080 Report

Quoted By: >>7461150

i got the lock off by using the "vinegar method" but now my willy is shriveling line a raisin help

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/w58xRkj Fri 08 Feb 2019 13:57:50 No.7461150 Report

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>>7461080
no
suffer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ryhXoWUs Fri 08 Feb 2019 20:22:29 No.7462727 Report

Quoted By: >>7462751

i think my willy is infected

jimmyjamman

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jimmyjamman ID:ao5mX2rs Fri 08 Feb 2019 20:26:54 No.7462751 Report

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>>7462727
this shit better be real

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