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>Be me
>Have tard cousin who stopped ageing mentally at 2yo
>Be at tards birthday party. Mostly family there, but some other tards from her "school" and their carers
>Don't really want to be there, but i was there
anyway because I had nothing better to do
>Nothing really happening
>boredom.jpeg
>Spot board games in corner
>Actually considering playing them
>Start asking round if anyone wants to play chess. No one does but I continue to ask anyway
>20-something tard in a wheelchair in the corner looks at me
"I-i-i wooouulld lik-ke toooo pla-eeee chisssss"
>I don't want to play with him, but it's better than nothing
>I ask him to come over to me to play
"N-n-nooo. Must playyeee he-ar"
>conversation repeats like that for 10 minutes before I realise there is no winning
>I have to move the table, because there was nothing to put the board on near wheel-tard's corner
>Game is easy and extremely boring
>Wheel-tard cant even remember what a pawn does after the 20th time I have told him
>around 2 moves in, I hope his carer takes over and actually gives me a challenge
>Carer doesn't give 2 shits
>Make all of wheel-tard's moves for him and win within 8 moves.
"y-y-y-oooo cheeeetiiddd"
>I explain that of course I will win if he makes me do all his moves for him
>Wheel-tard starts throwing chess pieces at me
>Despite being a retarded cripple, he has a semi-decent throw and it fucking hurts.
"Ieeyy Weeeeen noooouuwww"
>Have tard cousin who stopped ageing mentally at 2yo
>Be at tards birthday party. Mostly family there, but some other tards from her "school" and their carers
>Don't really want to be there, but i was there
anyway because I had nothing better to do
>Nothing really happening
>boredom.jpeg
>Spot board games in corner
>Actually considering playing them
>Start asking round if anyone wants to play chess. No one does but I continue to ask anyway
>20-something tard in a wheelchair in the corner looks at me
"I-i-i wooouulld lik-ke toooo pla-eeee chisssss"
>I don't want to play with him, but it's better than nothing
>I ask him to come over to me to play
"N-n-nooo. Must playyeee he-ar"
>conversation repeats like that for 10 minutes before I realise there is no winning
>I have to move the table, because there was nothing to put the board on near wheel-tard's corner
>Game is easy and extremely boring
>Wheel-tard cant even remember what a pawn does after the 20th time I have told him
>around 2 moves in, I hope his carer takes over and actually gives me a challenge
>Carer doesn't give 2 shits
>Make all of wheel-tard's moves for him and win within 8 moves.
"y-y-y-oooo cheeeetiiddd"
>I explain that of course I will win if he makes me do all his moves for him
>Wheel-tard starts throwing chess pieces at me
>Despite being a retarded cripple, he has a semi-decent throw and it fucking hurts.
"Ieeyy Weeeeen noooouuwww"
