has r/banter ever been waiting through a really really really really really really realyl bad snow storm like really bad the wind is shaking the house bad and you had reallyreally really really bad cheese thats been in the fridge for ever and the cheese is really bad like oh geez it tastes like sulphur and you feel like your're gonna be sick so you run up to the washroom to take a liquid brapbrap but you realize "oh no the water pipes are hella frozen" so you have to hold in your brapbrap because you don't want to stink up the house but it becomes really really unbearable so you run outside in -50C weather and drop your trowsers and let out a wave of liquid brown all over the snow but the strong winds blow the diarrhea all over your thighs and balls and willy and you lose balance and fall down an the diarrhea freezes and you're stuck to the ground half naked and about to freeze to death but you get the idea to smash out your teeth so you say "sorry mr tooth" and mr tooth says "no problam senpai" and you bash out your teeth and with a jagged shattered tooth in hand you start to cut away the flesh on your thighs and balls and willy to separate yourself from the snow and it works and you stand up and as you're limping back into the house you slip on the ice and land face first onto the liquid brapbrap and it gets in your mouth and it surprisingly taste good like a cheese flavored chocolate ice cream and you start consuming the frozen brapbrap but you're bleeding from your thighs willy and balls and get stuck to the ice again and your head freezes face down in the liquid brap brap and you freeze into an ice cube and get covered in snow for 200 years until you get uncovered in the year 2019 and and revived so you can post on r/banter ??