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Quoted By: >>7477733
WARNING: Only druggos and skitz cunts allowed to post stories in this thread
>be 16 year old druggo whose just picked up 21 grams of strong mushrooms
>meet my friends at the top of a hill in the neighborhood
>12 people total, all the mad lads take 3.5g of shrooms each, everyone else were drug virgins who we're providing with dabs
>we eat the shrooms and and chill until one cunt starts whining and we break out the dab rig and start passing it around
>I take a hit, fall back and roll down the hill
>Get back up and I realize I'm hopping through dimensions every 20 seconds
>hear barking, start looking for the dog
>Its whiney cunt on all fours barking at us
>have a laugh and try to explain to everyone that alternate dimension whiney cunt thinks hes a dog
>everyone else has a laugh
>start exploring the neighborhood with a bunch of giggling idiots
>didnt realize we were going through their back yards
>HANDS UP DONT MOVE!
>Oh_Shit_Its_Da_Police.jpg
>Someone yells run and we book it
>start running through a fucked forest with lots of thorns and shit
>Its okay though, because I'm the fucking hulk, I just run through it
>I'm also an actor in a movie and can see the sound boom so I remember to try and look cool
>Reach a barbed wire fence, but we can hear the cop behind us
>start climbing as a group, a few people get cut up pretty bad but gotta keep moving
>eventually we get to a backyard so we all jump the fence
>floodlights turn on
>DeerInHeadlights.png
>Old bitch comes out with a shotgun (Texas)
>tells us to keep moving
>Drug virgin on dabs has dropped his glasses in the backyard and starts crying and convinces her to let him look for them on all fours like velma that cunt
>were all standing there awkwardly at gunpoint
>virgin finds his glasses, the chase is back on
>eventually come to a bridge so we hide underneath it and I realize I lost my shoe in the forest
>be 16 year old druggo whose just picked up 21 grams of strong mushrooms
>meet my friends at the top of a hill in the neighborhood
>12 people total, all the mad lads take 3.5g of shrooms each, everyone else were drug virgins who we're providing with dabs
>we eat the shrooms and and chill until one cunt starts whining and we break out the dab rig and start passing it around
>I take a hit, fall back and roll down the hill
>Get back up and I realize I'm hopping through dimensions every 20 seconds
>hear barking, start looking for the dog
>Its whiney cunt on all fours barking at us
>have a laugh and try to explain to everyone that alternate dimension whiney cunt thinks hes a dog
>everyone else has a laugh
>start exploring the neighborhood with a bunch of giggling idiots
>didnt realize we were going through their back yards
>HANDS UP DONT MOVE!
>Oh_Shit_Its_Da_Police.jpg
>Someone yells run and we book it
>start running through a fucked forest with lots of thorns and shit
>Its okay though, because I'm the fucking hulk, I just run through it
>I'm also an actor in a movie and can see the sound boom so I remember to try and look cool
>Reach a barbed wire fence, but we can hear the cop behind us
>start climbing as a group, a few people get cut up pretty bad but gotta keep moving
>eventually we get to a backyard so we all jump the fence
>floodlights turn on
>DeerInHeadlights.png
>Old bitch comes out with a shotgun (Texas)
>tells us to keep moving
>Drug virgin on dabs has dropped his glasses in the backyard and starts crying and convinces her to let him look for them on all fours like velma that cunt
>were all standing there awkwardly at gunpoint
>virgin finds his glasses, the chase is back on
>eventually come to a bridge so we hide underneath it and I realize I lost my shoe in the forest
