I was out shoveling the snow and i got hit over the head with falling ice from the roof and when i woke up my willy got stuck frozen in the snow and i don't know how it got out of my pants or how to get it unstuck but i managed to carve an iceblock and i have an iceblock attached to my willy right now and it won't melt because its -10C celsius indoors and i think i have frostbite and i'm afraid my willy's going to shrivel up and fall off and if it falls off i'm afraid i'll be a girl and because i'm attracted to girls that would make me a lesbian and lesbians are gay and i don't want to be a faggot
what do i do