I WAS SITTING DOWN HAVING A SMOKE AND THEN AN ANT CRAWLED DOWN THE BACK OF MY PANTS AND I KEPT TRYING TO GET IT OUT BUT THEN IT BIT ME ON THE ASS AND IT IS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS A SPIDER BITE BECAUSE THERES LOTS OF SPIDERS BUT THEY JUST STAY IN THEIR WEBS UNLIEK ANTS WHO ARE JUST CUNTS AND ANYWAY I STARTED LIGHTING THEM ON FIRE BUT IT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BECAUSE MY ASS STILL HURTS