It finally happended.

More than two years ago, whilst heavily intoxicated, I decided to lose around 15 kilograms. I weighed around 75 when I began.

Mind you, I have never cared about my weight, however, there's one thing I've never had before: a blowjob.
It took a long time, but I finally reached my goal; every month I could go further and further.

So after practically starving myself for a very prolonged period of time, I was able to deepthroat my own cock - it was remarkable and lived up to every expectation.

What have you done with your life?