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>be not american >someone breaks into your house and has an illegaly purchased gun >you have no gun because da gubment took away your right to own one >get robbed and then, >get shot
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>>7492284 >be not american >somebody breaks into my house >doesnt have a gun >sees im home and runs away >be american >armed burglar enters home >get shot Anonymous
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>>7492827 >be british >go outside >get acid thrown in your face Anonymous
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>>7492284 >be american >someone breaks into your house with a gun they bought for less than an expensive watch >they don't make noise because they aren't idots >they steal your shit >wake up >realise all your shit is gone >drive to police station to report a crime >walk out front door to get to car >get shot Anonymous
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>>7492827 >be australian >go outside >get burnt from the sun while enjoying a Vegemite shrimp sandwich cooked on the barbie >passed out from the wave of vapor form the sun >get robbed of any emu saddles in me pouch >can't shoot because muh government Anonymous
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>>7492284 >be american >go outside >see a toy gun lying on the walkway >pick it up both out of curiosity and to place it so that it won't just lie on the walkway >cop car nearby immediatly stops, 2 cops jump out with their pistols ready >"STOP RIGHT THERE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" >hold out the gun towards them starting to explain that it's just a toy one >"ARMED ASSAULT!" >get shot
