And you, after getting straight nine-in-a-row digits no less than three times in a row, are recognized by an eldritch deity and chosen as its undisputed leader, as per this Choose Your Own Adventure:
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> http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1550012220451.png

What do you choose, and why? What is your plan, and how are you going to carry it out without getting mogged on by the federal government?