>>7500286You try to lift something incorrectly as a first-year-apprentice or junior labourer in Australia, slip a disc, and yell "Me spine! He broke me fucken spoiiine!" at your boss. Then you get an immediate wage from a government department that specialises in harassing employers, and get even more money directly from the government if you choose to sit on your arse and whinge about it instead of taking up the free medical.
Bonus points every time your third girl pops out her fifth kid. Baby bonus is still around $4k yeah? Buy a new set, and throw the old one through the front window of your commission home, which employs another willing and eager bloke to fix it.
You're living the life OP.
